changing my boyfriend’s name to Eve so when i introduce him to my homophobic family they’d be like “the bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and…wait” and it’ll basically crush their beliefs because they can’t use an argument against that
And that’s ladies and gentlemen how you end homophobia
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.